“Help settle an argument my wife and I are having. I told her that I'm not happy and want 'da force'. She says the word is 'divorce'. Well?”

Henry VIII
Aloysius Spooky

Aloysius Spooky

Aloysius Spooky discovered SpookyMag while on safari in the Antarctic. His interests include sinister teas (Beelzebub’s Nectar, e.g.).