Valentine’s Day was last week, and normal people the world over celebrated their healthy, fulfilling romantic relationships.
Here at Work It, we recognise that there is no relationship more satisfying than a business contact. After all, career advancement is our love language!
Use some of these pickup lines at your next networking event, and you’ll have all the best-connected execs begging to take you for coffee and ‘pick your brain’.
(This segment originally aired in Episode 2: Hob Junting – No, No! – Job Hunting.)
Did it hurt?
When you broke through the glass ceiling?
You could say I’m a lady in the streets, and a freak in the spreadsheets.
Is it hot in here, or is it just your business acumen?
Have I seen you before?
Oh, it was in my dreams – of the perfect contact to add to my network.
Is that an astronaut pantsuit? Because your professionalism is out of this world!
Are you a lightswitch? Cause I want to turn you on…to an exciting business opportunity!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight…to mentor me?
Let me be the Jobs to your Wozniak.
Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that conference call.
That’s a nice business card. It would look even nicer in my Rolodex.