Attention, hockey coaches! When the game begins, pull the OTHER team’s goalie. This should make it easier to score.
(This piece sucks so bad, but content’s content. Enjoy!)
The most popular jazz act at the zoo is Elephant Sgerald.
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I studied the classics in school and where did it get me?
What if there was a heroine and she was on heroin? Pretty cool, right? Now I know what you’re thinking: hey Sam, what about a hero and he’s eating a hero?? Nice try, “pal”, but that’s actually her husband.
26 years after Cobain’s death, it’s time to admit: Nirvana had some stinkers!
Three small suits tied together. Medium Suit, tiny David Byrne. And many more…
Use some of these pickup lines at your next networking event, and you’ll have all the best-connected execs begging to take you for coffee and ‘pick your brain’.