Dear Hiring Manager, let me begin by saying, AAAHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHH!
1) Coast on inherited wealth. 2) If you don’t have inherited wealth, consider becoming your handsome brother, who still has a job…
Live from the Work It red carpet, we snapped the celebs here to toast what Carl Sagan called “planet earth’s greatest podcast.”
Land yourself a nice, cushy job, drawing arrows on a whiteboard and slamming Monster Ultras for $120k a year.
A tender story of first jobs and ritual sacrifice.
Now that Widget Media has acquired ‘the entertainment industry’, there’s more content than ever! Let it wash over you, prole.