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de pila baculare

Attention, hockey coaches! When the game begins, pull the OTHER team’s goalie. This should make it easier to score.

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Our Last Few Tiny Tweaks Before the Website Launch

(This piece sucks so bad, but content’s content. Enjoy!)

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de barritu

The most popular jazz act at the zoo is Elephant Sgerald.

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Celebrity Pets for the Budget-Conscious

Come on down to Gary’s Discount Pets! Your one-stop shop for cheap pets you can monetize.

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Mummy

Helicopter Mummy

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The Classics

I studied the classics in school and where did it get me?

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de heroide

What if there was a heroine and she was on heroin? Pretty cool, right? Now I know what you’re thinking: hey Sam, what about a hero and he’s eating a hero?? Nice try, “pal”, but that’s actually her husband.

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Bad Nirvana Songs

26 years after Cobain’s death, it’s time to admit: Nirvana had some stinkers!

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David Byrne’s Other Suits

Three small suits tied together. Medium Suit, tiny David Byrne. And many more…

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Networking Pickup Lines

Use some of these pickup lines at your next networking event, and you’ll have all the best-connected execs begging to take you for coffee and ‘pick your brain’.