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Meet the Spooky Team!

The Spooky team is a bunch of stupid idiots. Give them all your money. You’re stupid too. Wheeee, yah, zipee!

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Wisdom

de Cerere

“Man, this sandwich is really on a roll!”

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de derisione

What a rotten barber! I asked for the ‘Tonsure’ and he gave me the ‘Jonathan Taylor Thomas’!! The other monks won’t stop laughing at me!

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de repudio discordiaque

Help settle an argument my wife and I are having. I told her that I’m not happy and want ‘da force’. She says the word is ‘divorce’. Well?

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Recess

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The funny phrase kids can’t stop saying!

A tale of near Lovecraftian horror… about the stupidest phrase you’ve ever heard in your life. Get ready to cower, the chanting teens are coming!

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de oraculo

I AM DEAD!! (Of course I am NOT dead – I’m quite well, in fact – though when I do indeed die, this ‘tweet’ will seem eerily prescient.)

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Dress for Success

“It’s so hard to find a good pair of pants these days.”

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Letter from the Founder

Our very founder, Lord Ebenezer Spooky, has written a letter which he quite hopes you’ll enjoy!

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de spectatoribus madidis

At the Competitive Drinking game, the crowd showed their frustration by raining down booze.