“I have a very important meeting today!”
In line at the soup kitchen; pretty sure Robert Smith is in front of me. More ‘uriney’ than in videos. Going to get him to ’graph my bindle.
“Investing makes a lot of cents.”
Was attempting to book a scary vacation (I love to be ‘spooked’); accidentally underwent massive scarification. Oh well, close enough.
Is it true that Cheetos are made from human ch’i? Pretty creepy if true.
You accuse me of plagiarism, but I ask you this: how would you know for certain unless you read both works? And that, good sir, is called Reader’s Plagiarism!
A touching tale of reunion.
From up here, all the people look like ants…
A list of the non-traditional opportunities that remain open to locked-out and currently unemployed NHL players.