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Our Last Few Tiny Tweaks Before the Website Launch

(This piece sucks so bad, but content’s content. Enjoy!)

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Celebrity Pets for the Budget-Conscious

Come on down to Gary’s Discount Pets! Your one-stop shop for cheap pets you can monetize.

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The Classics

I studied the classics in school and where did it get me?

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Bad Nirvana Songs

26 years after Cobain’s death, it’s time to admit: Nirvana had some stinkers!

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David Byrne’s Other Suits

Three small suits tied together. Medium Suit, tiny David Byrne. And many more…

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Burial Plot Reviews

We rank the season’s hottest burial plots. Dying soon? Check it out!

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Hockey Interview Wisdom

Hockey players are the best interview subjects. But sometimes, you need a translation. Spooky is here to help.

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Are you there, Cthulhu? It’s me, Margaret.

Young Margaret Simon seeks wisdom and life advice from a cosmic horror in this sweet coming-of-age tale.

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Things Meatloaf Would and Won’t Do For Love

A thorough analysis of the singer Meatloaf’s views on love.

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Thoughts on Boston, MA

Here is an important essay about Boston, Massachusetts. It will change your mind about many things and possibly everything.