The most popular jazz act at the zoo is Elephant Sgerald.
What if there was a heroine and she was on heroin? Pretty cool, right? Now I know what you’re thinking: hey Sam, what about a hero and he’s eating a hero?? Nice try, “pal”, but that’s actually her husband.
Words of wisdom and circumspection from the Leader of the Free World.
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It’s the game your mom didn’t want you to play: Mortal Kombat. As a die-hard fan of the series, I was absolutely stoked to check out the new game—and absolutely stoked to rip some spines!
The Spooky team is a bunch of stupid idiots. Give them all your money. You’re stupid too. Wheeee, yah, zipee!
“Man, this sandwich is really on a roll!”
What a rotten barber! I asked for the ‘Tonsure’ and he gave me the ‘Jonathan Taylor Thomas’!! The other monks won’t stop laughing at me!
Help settle an argument my wife and I are having. I told her that I’m not happy and want ‘da force’. She says the word is ‘divorce’. Well?