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Aloysius Spooky

“At the Competitive Drinking game, the crowd showed their frustration by raining down booze.”


Call me old fashioned, but I pride myself in knowing how to treat a woman's ‘bathroom area’.

Giacomo Casanova

Think I'll get a tattoo of a tattoo on my tattoo.

Charles de Gaulle

I watched Avatar while wearing my flesh tinted sunglasses, and switched to my blue tinted sunglasses before I left the theatre. Confusion!

AO Scott

Know I'm knot here to say Knut Hamsun was knuts, but... (what comes 'knext'???).

Alfred Nobel (ghost)

In line at the soup kitchen; pretty sure Robert Smith is in front of me. More ‘uriney’ than in videos. Going to get him to ’graph my bindle.

Nick Kent