“First of all, no, I don’t sleep in the park – I’ve got a perfectly serviceable bungalow. And shaving in the dark, trying to save paper: are you kidding me? Just how mean do you think I am?!”
“I feel like a burger and fries. No, you don’t understand. What I mean is, I feel I’ve become the popular fast food items, hamburger and french fries.”
“I love my new Nintendo Switch so much I could SCREAM! (But with happiness, not angst, which is a change for me.)”
War is a season in hell.
“Look, kids, I don’t care which one of you started it: save it for recess!”
“It’s so hard to find a good pair of pants these days.”
“It’s like my mother always said: …”
“It’s always nice meeting new people!”