When it comes to appreciating David Bowie’s long and electric career, you can spare me your Ziggy Stardust love and keep your Thin White Duke posters to yourself. I always found these personas played out. Major Tom? Halloween Jack? Bo-ring! Let’s take a minute to celebrate the under-appreciated characters from David Bowie’s repertoire: let’s get started, since we don’t have “Five Years” (to complete this essay). Now then, “Let’s [learn]”!