Was attempting to book a scary vacation (I love to be 'spooked'); accidentally underwent massive scarification. Oh well, close enough.

John Mandeville

Is it true that Cheetos are made from human ch'i? Pretty creepy if true.

Apicius

You accuse me of plagiarism, but I ask you this: how would you know for certain unless you read both works? And that, good sir, is called Reader's Plagiarism!

Samuel Johnson