Was attempting to book a scary vacation (I love to be 'spooked'); accidentally underwent massive scarification. Oh well, close enough.

John Mandeville

Is it true that Cheetos are made from human ch'i? Pretty creepy if true.


You accuse me of plagiarism, but I ask you this: how would you know for certain unless you read both works? And that, good sir, is called Reader's Plagiarism!

Samuel Johnson