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de Cerere

“Man, this sandwich is really on a roll!”

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de derisione

What a rotten barber! I asked for the ‘Tonsure’ and he gave me the ‘Jonathan Taylor Thomas’!! The other monks won’t stop laughing at me!

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de repudio discordiaque

Help settle an argument my wife and I are having. I told her that I’m not happy and want ‘da force’. She says the word is ‘divorce’. Well?

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de oraculo

I AM DEAD!! (Of course I am NOT dead – I’m quite well, in fact – though when I do indeed die, this ‘tweet’ will seem eerily prescient.)

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de spectatoribus madidis

At the Competitive Drinking game, the crowd showed their frustration by raining down booze.

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de pudendis muliebribus

Call me old fashioned, but I pride myself in knowing how to treat a woman’s ‘bathroom area’.

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de notis

Think I’ll get a tattoo of a tattoo on my tattoo.

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de scaenico caeruleo

I watched Avatar while wearing my flesh tinted sunglasses, and switched to my blue tinted sunglasses before I left the theatre. Confusion!

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de scriptore laudato

Know I’m knot here to say Knut Hamsun was knuts, but… (what comes ‘knext’???).

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de cantatore imbubinato

In line at the soup kitchen; pretty sure Robert Smith is in front of me. More ‘uriney’ than in videos. Going to get him to ’graph my bindle.