It’s God COMPLEX and herpes SIMPLEX, right? I ask because I’m seeing both my shrink and my G.P. tomorrow, and I don’t want to sound stupid.
My no good cat sneaked into the attic and befouled my antique litter collection. Silver lining: my cat excrement collection fares well.
I’m really enjoying this collection of epistolary fiction. It’s called “Penthouse Forum”. Aloysius Spooky
Attention, hockey coaches! When the game begins, pull the OTHER team’s goalie. This should make it easier to score. Aloysius Spooky
The most popular jazz act at the zoo is Elephant Sgerald. Aloysius Spooky
What if there was a heroine and she was on heroin? Pretty cool, right? Now I know what you’re thinking: hey Sam, what about a hero and he’s eating a hero?? Nice try, “pal”, but that’s actually her husband. Aloysius Spooky
“Man, this sandwich is really on a roll!” Aloysius Spooky
What a rotten barber! I asked for the ‘Tonsure’ and he gave me the ‘Jonathan Taylor Thomas’!! The other monks won’t stop laughing at me! Aloysius Spooky
Help settle an argument my wife and I are having. I told her that I’m not happy and want ‘da force’. She says the word is ‘divorce’. Well? Aloysius Spooky