- de Cerere
“Man, this sandwich is really on a roll!”
- de derisione
What a rotten barber! I asked for the ‘Tonsure’ and he gave me the ‘Jonathan Taylor Thomas’!! The other monks won’t stop laughing at me!
- de repudio discordiaque
Help settle an argument my wife and I are having. I told her that I’m not happy and want ‘da force’. She says the word is ‘divorce’. Well?
- de oraculo
I AM DEAD!! (Of course I am NOT dead – I’m quite well, in fact – though when I do indeed die, this ‘tweet’ will seem eerily prescient.)
- de spectatoribus madidis
At the Competitive Drinking game, the crowd showed their frustration by raining down booze.
- de pudendis muliebribus
Call me old fashioned, but I pride myself in knowing how to treat a woman’s ‘bathroom area’.