In line at the soup kitchen; pretty sure Robert Smith is in front of me. More ‘uriney’ than in videos. Going to get him to ’graph my bindle.

Nick Kent

Was attempting to book a scary vacation (I love to be 'spooked'); accidentally underwent massive scarification. Oh well, close enough.

John Mandeville

Is it true that Cheetos are made from human ch'i? Pretty creepy if true.